tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via thefuuuucomics)

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

(Source: getthehelloutofmyroom, via megalmighty)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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"Suddenly she realized that what she was regretting was not the lost past but the lost future, not what had not been but what would never be."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, A Nice Quiet Place  (via myownprivate-idaho)

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bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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"

I am more than: my relationship status. My job. My age. My sexual orientation. My degree or lack of. My last name. My appearance. My gender. My sex. My short comings.

I am: rusted thoughts. A bloody tongue. Every city I have breathed in. Every bedroom I have loved in. Piles of words. Twisted metaphors. My thoughts. My actions. My dreams.

And I am not looking to be loved. I am looking to be seen.

"

I Am Not | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)

this is very true but i still forget about this often

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sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via laughcentre)

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

(Source: rftminges, via laughcentre)