danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

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cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

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whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

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Let’s build a fort and have sex in it

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

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katara:

my schedule is filled with naps and hating myself 

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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browningtons:

Lets see how many people I can meet on call of duty with this

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