people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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Conversation I overheard at work

  • Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
  • Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?


I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

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what real mens activists look like (see more here)

Just so you know, I love all of you.

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"You can’t invest in others if you don’t invest in yourself."

Self-Care Isn’t Selfish" by Tiffany Keesey 

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i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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Photo by Petra Collins.

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